Magic hole. Every woman has a large number of holes, like. How to view a closed VKontakte group Is it possible to view a closed group without an entry

(the post gathered 10.5 thousand visitors), and today let's introduce you to a hole in the popular FSB database of a social network that unites millions of Russian users around the world - vkontakte.ru. The hole lies in the fact that you can see photos that are closed to “non-friends”. Isn't that a nice hole?

Attention,for all manipulations with VKontakte.ru links, you need to register and log in. This is probably done for the safety of users of the social network. However, about security a little lower.

When we view a user's VKontakte profile, the address looks like this:

http://vkontakte.ru/ idXXXXX, where XXXXX is the user's numeric ID.
For example, everyone knows that the user lives under the number Pavel Durov, the creator of VKontakte.ru, and under the number Alex Exler.

If a VKontakte user decides to hide his profile from viewing by unauthorized persons (for example, only for friends), then his address is like http://vkontakte.ru/ idXXXXX will automatically take the form: http://vkontakte.ru/ search.php?id=XXXXX.

For example, user number 2 has hidden his profile. Make sure - http://vkontakte.ru/id2

Thus, the VKontakte user profile can be viewed in two ways:
1. http://vkontakte.ru/idXXXXX
2. http://vkontakte.ru/search.php?id=XXXXX

Using the second type of address, which is with “search” (I will explain why below), I began to flip through the profiles in order, starting with the 1st Durovsky, in search of hidden photo albums and found this at the profile under the number:

And now this “search” will come in handy for us - just take it and change “search” to “photos” in the address bar of the browser:

and look at the photos!

You can send a link to any photo to other “unfriends” of the user under number 8. For example, this one: http://vkontakte.ru/photo8_70284891?

But the most surprising thing is that the user with ID #8, whose photos we have just looked at, GENERALLY deleted his account!

Stranger number 8, please don't get angry. Send all claims to Durov.

Finishing this story, I can not help but recall a wonderful illustration from Kurt Vonnegut's preface to his novel Breakfast for Champions or Goodbye Black Monday:

This book is my 50th birthday present to myself. I feel like I've climbed onto the ridge of the roof by climbing up one of the slopes.

At fifty, I'm so programmed that I act childish; disrespectfully talking about the American anthem, drawing a Nazi flag with a felt-tip pen, butt holes and all that. And to give an idea of ​​how mature I am as an artist, I'm putting an illustration here - this hole here:

I know a lot of kids aged 9-10 years old who actively use this social network and I don't like this hole at all.

The summary of all of the above is:

Even if photo albums are closed from viewing by unfriends, they can be easily viewed using the address of the form:
http://vkontakte.ru/photos.php?id=XXXXX, where XXXXX is the digital ID of the VKontakte user.

Try, for example, user number 8. His VKontakte account is GENERALLY deleted.

It seems like there is, say, a nose. They can't do anything but breathe.
But here they stick in there - no matter what they get - in childhood, all sorts of balls, screws, honestly burnt out by dad in a box with tools.
In adolescence - earrings that prevent a normal person from blowing his nose during the period of illness; in a more mature one, some stupid powder that destroys the brain and leads to stupefaction.

Ears plugged with all sorts of rubbish, like earplugs, so as not to hear snoring, instead of solving the problem with their own insomnia.
I'm not talking about the mouth. It's been going on here since childhood. First a boob, then a nipple, then everything that comes to hand, starting with a champagne cork accidentally rolled under the sofa, and ending with the right broken off arm from a chemical Barbie doll from China. Older girls put lollipops in their mouths and practice sucking on bananas.
Then there are already banana substitutes, identical to natural ones, in sizes of eight or more.

By the way, girls do best with this mouth filler. Still, years of training are not in vain. Even at school, those who are especially gifted manage to stuff two bananas into their mouths at the same time, which, as it were, adversely affects their further mental and sexual development.
Well, it’s not for me to judge - I didn’t shove two bananas into my mouth, and I saw a member only at a conscious age, but I am who I am, so it would be stupid to look like a hypocrite.

Well, so .... Continuing the conversation about women's holes, of course, I would like to mention no less interesting places. About which not much is spoken aloud. They spoke more precisely. Now they don't really hide it.
Girls especially often try to stuff something in there, and preferably deeper. Well, if not girls, then boys, who are not indifferent to these holes. Just let them shove it in - and there they will already shove it in as long as they can.
When they get tired of pushing every day, they enthusiastically take to the holy of holies - the sacred back hole. There, according to the boys, the most interesting and pleasant is hidden. In the opinion of inexperienced girls, just something unpleasant and of little interest is hiding there, but this does not stop the boys.
What is really hidden there - only anatomy teachers and doctors know best, but this is not for me.

In general, I'm not talking about anal sex here. If anyone had time to think.
With all these female holes, everything is simple. There is always something to put in there. And even if it is not alive, does not twitch and does not spew a white nasty liquid, the girl will still be pleased. She always knows how and what to insert herself correctly, even if she tells everyone around that she is clean not only physiologically, but also in thoughts.

I could write this text for a long time and sadly, pitying myself and my unsuccessful life. But today I'm in a more than cynical mood, so I won't cry about my bitter fate.

I just want to talk about the magic hole.
The one that every woman tries to shut up all the time, but not everyone succeeds.
And, to our great regret, this hole is not between the legs, and it is impossible to insert a member there, even if you really want to. And if it seems to someone that a twenty-centimeter penis a couple of times a week can help deliver an orgasm, then, I hasten to disappoint you, this is an illusion.
Filling the magic hole, this member creates only a projection on the misfortunes of the donkey IA, and it enters and exits even more freely than a ball into an empty honey pot.
What kind of orgasm are we talking about here.

Every girl has this hole, even the one who carefully hides it. Even the one that all day long does nothing but fill all the other free holes with all sorts of objects.

To many of us, with an empty hole, it seems that love is an ephemeral concept in the modern world.
To many who have lost hope, it seems that we have emptiness in only one place.
And we all joyfully, hurrying and bouncing, run to look for a filler, like foam concrete. And only one important thing we forget - that, like in the construction of houses, this indistinct crap with which we fill the cracks is not eternal.
And it can easily be picked out by some bored asshole. And then - twenty-five again - and we again run for a new package of foam concrete - and fill this gap again. But even for a new batch of funds there is a new asshole. And so everything is in a circle.

In fact, each of us is a vital tool, like shampoo and conditioner - two in one. We need not only a male member, whatever it is, we also want a piece of the soul, moreover, a weighty piece that can finally be inserted into our most important hole.

This post was about love, yes. I'm saying this just in case if you haven't noticed. And he also says that sex, even the most amazing, will never replace us with hot hugs in the morning and cold heels in a warm bed before going to bed.
It will never replace morning coffee brewed by a loved one and a kiss on the nose after work. It will not replace a cold towel on a hot forehead during the flu season, and warm mittens into which you can stick another hand.

It will not replace care and warm sincere smiles.

Sex is just sex, and a casual lover once a month is not even a friend, it's so, a member necessary to maintain vitality - like an aspirin during a hangover. It seems to make our life easier in very difficult moments, but it never makes us happier.

The social network Vkontakte has the ability to create groups (see). They can be used for various purposes - bringing people together by interests, promoting your business, and so on. The developers made it possible for the group administrator to decide whether the published information will be available to all users, or only to members. Depending on your desire, you can make an open or closed group (see). In the latter, all functionality will be available only to those subscribers who subscribed to updates and were manually added to the list of participants by the community administrator (see). And how can I see the closed group Vkontakte?

This question worries many users. It is not always possible to pass moderation to participate in a particular public (see). And information is desperately needed. Now we will try to figure out whether it is possible to somehow bypass the restrictions.

Is it possible to watch a closed group without joining?

In the event that you try to view the information that is published in a closed public, you will only see the big picture.

The following elements will be available to us:

1. Information that this is a closed group
2. Name
3. Photo
4. List of participants
5. Administrator contacts (see)

How can we watch closed VKontakte groups? The easiest solution is to apply for membership and wait for its approval. To do this, click the "Apply" button.

After that, you need to wait until the group administrator approves you. I want to note right away that most public pages are interested in growing the number of their subscribers (see). Therefore, they try to approve incoming applications as quickly as possible.

You can even speed up this process - just write to the administrator. You will find a link to his page in the "Contacts" section.

We clearly analyzed these points in the video lesson.

Thus, receiving closed content is only available if you are registered on the social network (see) and get access as a member.

View the closed VKontakte page

Let's say you know the user's id (see), and try to go to his page. As a result, you get a message stating that access is limited (see).

How can we see the user's content in this case?

There are two options here. If a user has restricted access for everyone, including his friends, then you will not be able to see his personal information.

Another thing is if the materials are available to friends. Here you must send him a request to add you as a friend. If he approves it, you will get access to the materials.

Is it possible to hack closed pages using services?

While trying to search for such services, we came across this project.

https://vk-open.ru/

As a result, we got this result.

As you can see, nothing happened, and we did not see the materials. Conclusion - services that offer to watch a closed group for free do not work!

Conclusion

In the event that you really need materials that are published in closed communities, it is best to contact the administrator directly. Explain your interest to him, and justify the fact why you should be provided with the necessary information.

After all, I publish content on VKontakte, 99% of people want other users to see it. Therefore, for sure you will be approved for access, and you will receive everything you need.